Black Widow

There's a black widow in the door frame of our back door, and my wife refuses to be the adult and take care of it. Instead she says she's gonna quarantine the area, keeping the kids away until I get home and can take care of it for her.

By Ken-ichi Ueda - https://www.inaturalist.org/photos/121, CC BY 4.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=74873884

You know we have tools for this kind of thing, right honey? We invented brooms a long time ago...I guess she isn't going to put herself on the line, but she's fine if I die and she becomes a widow too.