Monday, September 29, 2014
Anklecast 19
After being pressured and threatened by Rish Outfield, I finally got around to recording another Anklecast. In this one, I talk about the experience of establishing a deadline for myself to have a story written by, and then actually managing to finish the story before that deadline arrived.
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Sunday, September 28, 2014
I Totally Rocked It, I Mean
My story called "Chloey, Joey, Zoey, and David Bowie," is complete, and I kicked butt. My next goals are to write another story called, "Do Over," a chapter of Sunny and Gray, and publish on Smashwords my story called "Black Angel". All this must be done by the 27th of October. And again, I'm going to totally rock it. But this time I'll make sure to remove the post about being an abject failure if I in fact am not an abject failure.
Saturday, September 27, 2014
Success!
Friday, September 26, 2014
That Gets My Goat 147: Perfectly Cromulent Live Blog-Writin'
Not long ago now, I got the idea to write a story "live" on my blog. Rish did the same. Then, we did it again. Now, we discuss it, my ambitions, Rish's bete noir, and writing stories that, ahem, suck balls.
You can find the episode on the TGMG feed or right-click HERE to download it now. You can also just click the play button below and listen now.
Devo-lution
Oh, I suppose it's because they immediately die upon learning this lesson and can't pass it on to a future generation. Damn. Time to get the fly swatter.
Thursday, September 25, 2014
Daily Count
Distraction
Getting Soft
Missing Time
Anyone else ever do this? I was writing, and looked up at the clock and realized it was a whole hour later than I thought it was.
It did seem like I'd had more time than I should have, but a whole hour? How'd I lose a whole hour? I guess I did write another 1,200 words in that time, so there's that. And I hope to still write more later. I may pass my weekly goal of 5,000 words by the end of the day with several days to go. Pretty cool.
Wednesday, September 24, 2014
Moving Right Along
Dunesteef Episode 164: The Empire State Building Strikes Back by Matthew Sanborn Smith
At long last, the story that you never thought you’d hear. It’s the lostest of the lost episodes of the Dunesteef Audio Fiction Magazine.
It is the age of super science. Dr. Nefarious is on the verge of inducing the singularity and destroying the world. The only hope for humanity is Malcolm…well, he’s not the only hope, there is a plan C. Don’t look for plan B, it’s not back there.
Afterward, Rish and I apologize profusely to Matthew, and tell the sad, twisted tale of The Empire State Building Strikes Back‘s journey to audio publication. It’s a really sad, twisted tale. And…we’re really sorry this took so long, Matthew.
Special thanks to Renee Chambliss, Marshal Latham, Dave Thompson “Podcastle Enforcer”, L. Scribe Harris, and Tom Tancredi for lending their voices to the episode, and to Sonny See for providing the episode art.
Head over to The Dunesteef feed (EDIT: Now that the feed is gone, the only way to hear the show is over on the Dunesteef Podcast YouTube page, which I am embedding below).
Tuesday, September 23, 2014
Off We Go!
Five Years
I'm having a really hard time coming to terms with my progressing age, lack of youth, impending mortality, all that bullshit that tends to upset human beings with enough time and prosperity to worry about simple problems like that instead of big problems like where my next meal will come from. So, yes, I realize it's kind of a first world problem, but it's messing with my head nonetheless.
I mentioned how, when I turned 39 I came up with a bunch of goals to achieve in the year before turning 40. It was sort of my attempt at staving off the inevitable depression that seems to come with getting old. If things were getting better, and I was achieving great things, then getting old couldn't be that bad, right? Of course, my nature took over instead, and I achieved none of those goals, and even regressed in most areas.
Let me see, I was supposed to lose weight down to my overall goal of weighing 200 lbs. again for the first time in many years. What progress have I actually achieved in that area? Well, today, I weigh 20 lbs. more than I did when I made the weight loss goal. Run a marathon this year was another one of my goals. Health issues caused me to give up on that quest, and, although I have been cleared of those issues, I still haven't started back up with the running.
I made the goal to go the entire year without drinking soda, which is a bit of a stumbling block of mine sometimes. I went a full six months, and stuck to that goal religiously, but then, after not seeing any obvious gains coming from it, I totally gave up. Holy shit, what the heck is wrong with me? I did so good, and I just gave up. Man, sometimes I even freak myself out with my lack of resolve. Even if I'd gotten no gain from it whatsoever, imagine how good it would have felt to be able to say that I'd stuck with something for an entire year, despite a myriad of chances to cave in and quit. I made it six whole months! But then I quit. Dammit, it never hurt so much until I wrote this paragraph.
Then I had my writing goals. My goal was to write 300,000 words, participate in NaNoWriMo, publish 15 stories on Smashwords, and podcast 8 of my own stories on the Dunesteef. Let's see. I probably fell about 250,000 or more words short, could not manage NaNoWriMo at all, published zero stories on Smashwords (unless you count the stories of mine that Rish published for me, like "Last Contact", but I don't, because I didn't publish them, he did), and I've podcasted three of my own stories...which actually kind of feels like a win, despite being way short of the goal.
So, my goals for this year were complete failures, really. I did well with some of them, then eventually blew it. So, while I was talking with Rish about it, he said I needed to stop whining and make new goals going forward. A goal to be a full-time writer, or to write a certain amount of words, or to publish my stuff, or...anything, really. I laughed, and told him of the goal I'd made ten years ago when I turned 30.
My goal was that by the time I was 35, I would make my living as a writer of fiction. Of course, in those days, I had no idea what that involved, other than writing, and submitting stories to magazines and books to agents for publication. The most obvious thing should have been that first one: write. I did a small amount of that, not nearly enough to make my living as a writer. Thirty-five came and went, and I was no closer.
"Well, maybe you need to set that goal again for five years from now," Rish said.
And dammit if he wasn't right. I do need to set that goal again. I've got five years. Luckily, being a writer isn't like being an athlete or an actor or something. As long as your mind is intact, you can still become a writer. You don't have to worry about your body getting too old to run the 40 in four seconds, or you face sagging along with your boobs until there's no parts left for you. You can be as fat and ugly as you want, and still be a writer. After all, look at the writers out there, they're mostly a pretty scary bunch. I think I'd fit right in.
So, I'm resetting my goal. Five years. I started making my goals the other night. I figured that one of my biggest shortfalls was that I had a big picture goal, but no steps-along-the-way goals. So, I started making smaller goals that would lead me to my eventual big goal. That same day, I was reading an article about my favorite soccer team these days, Sacramento Republic FC. They started out this year in the third division of American soccer, but before ever taking the field for the first time, they had a goal of making it to the first division, becoming a part of Major League Soccer. The article I was reading was about how they've worked towards that goal, and are on the brink of succeeding, and there was a quote from the team's president that kind of inspired me. "A goal is a dream with a deadline," he said.
At the same time, I was reading one of Dean Wesley Smith's blogs, and he also talked about the importance of making deadlines for yourself, and sticking to them. So, deadlines are a major part of my five year goal structure.
I also mean to publicly shame myself if I don't achieve my goal...and I suppose publicly laud myself if I do. I have made a post, and set it to publish automatically on the day that the deadline has passed. The post will say, "I am a loser that doesn't even respect my own self. I made a goal to finish my story by such-and-such a date, and I didn't fulfill it. Everybody point and laugh at me, so I don't do this next time." If I manage to finish the story, then I will be allowed to come in and change the text to something positive instead.
My first goal is to have my next story written by September 27th. When I made the goal, it was a pretty easy goal to achieve...except I didn't do anything, and now the deadline is really looming over my head. The story is called, "Chloey, Joey, Zoey, and David Bowie." I'm pretty excited about it. Rish thinks the title is horrible, but it's the entire impetus for the writing of the story, so it will not be changing. And besides, I think the title is great, so there.
So, watch for the post that hits on September 28th at 12:01 AM. Hopefully, it will shout of my victory!
It's interesting, because right now, Rish and I are both in a bit of a rut. Yesterday, when I was talking with him, Rish was wondering why that might be, and he decided that it was because he hadn't gone to Comic-Con in San Diego this year for the first time since before the podcast began. He was missing his annual fix of Kevin Smith inspiration.
I told him that I had had a weird experience right before coming to meet him. I'd been in the break room at work, and seen an American Family Insurance commercial playing on the television, and found myself moved to tears by the inspirational message.
Seriously we're talking about an insurance commercial. I despise the insurance industry, because I believe it's mostly made up of crooks who want to take your money from you because you are afraid, but then, in the off chance that one of your fears are realized, they will do their best to avoid paying your valid claim. And secondly, insurance commercials suck. And, I suppose, thirdly, it features an NFL player, and it seems like there's just no NFL players that aren't tarnished anymore. It's almost like playing for the NFL means that you must be a dirtbag. If we don't know about your issue yet, we all figure that it will be coming out soon. I still love the NFL, because I've loved it my entire life. But for most people that listen to the Dunesteef, they already hated it even before this stuff even started coming to light, and now it's only worse.
Anyway, here's the commercial:
I've got five years, a plan, deadlines, and consequences. It's time to make my dreams true.
Monday, September 22, 2014
I Just Can't Gloat
Gotta Get On My Way
Thursday, September 18, 2014
Of Metal Men and Scarlet Threads and Dancing with the Sunrise by Ken Scholes
Yeah, that's a long title. Some people like those.
Anyway, I made an appearance over on Marshal Latham's Journey Into... Podcast, playing a voice in the story production he made for "Of Metal Men and Scarlet Threads and Dancing with the Sunrise" by Ken Scholes.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?
Head over and subscribe to Marshal's show. Also, press the play button below to listen to the episode right now
Wednesday, September 17, 2014
Weird Feeling
What Did You Eat?
Tuesday, September 16, 2014
That Gets My Goat 146: Let's Take Our Kids to the Convention
(aka "Khal Drogo On A Rickshaw Bicycle...Your Argument Is Invalid")
So, a month or so back, Rish and I went to a convention, taking kids along. Things did not go exactly as planned.
You can find the episode on the feed or right-click HERE to download the episode, select Save Link As, and save the file to your hard drive, or left click to play the episode.
Monday, September 15, 2014
A Busy Bot
Where Were You When We Were Getting High?
Saturday, September 13, 2014
¡Hola, I'm Diego!
Friday, September 12, 2014
What Is This?
(EDIT: Apparently, it's Aquaman. Rish tells me that the V symbol there is actually an A, like the one he has on his belt. If so, they did a terrible job with the design of the underwear. It could've at least been orange and green).
Pick Up The Phone, I'm Always Home
Thursday, September 4, 2014
Struck Down In Their Infancy
Wednesday, September 3, 2014
Sunny and Gray, Chapter Two
Chapter 2
Tuesday, September 2, 2014
Look Into It
Achieving Something
Monday, September 1, 2014
"I Don't Mean To Be A Jerk Or Anything, But..."
The month of August turned out to be a pretty crappy one for me. Sadly, I don't even have a good excuse for it either. I did little of anything that I set out to do in the month. Instead, I let little things get in the way, or worse yet, didn't even try. I was certainly feeling depressed all month long, and it definitely affected my progress and productivity.
My wife's work, which is already a problem because of the crazy hours she works there, got even crazier. She worked tons of extra hours, and never had a set weekend for the whole month. It's difficult for us to get any time together as it is, and this month it became nearly impossible.
Then on top of that, Rish's job changed up his schedule, making it difficult for us to hang out and do the Du (ooh, I like that, we should steal that as our slogan from Mountain Dew. Then we could start having events going from town to town around the country and call it the Du Tour...no? Alright, forget I ever said that then).
So, basically both of my connections to the adult world were cut off. I like my kids and all, but I gotta have some human interactions as well. I can't say that that's what put me into the foul mood that I spent the majority of August in, but I can say that I did in fact spend the majority of the month in a foul mood.
What happened because of that? Well, I gave up on any attempts at being healthy, and ate crap by the truckload. I guzzled soda, went out for burgers and pizza almost every day, bought cookies, candy, donuts, and completely shunned salad and vegetables.
And when it came time to write, despite having time to do, I didn't want to. I didn't feel like it. Instead I wanted to wallow in my misery. I had some first world problems here, and I was going to stand and stare off into the distance while touching a wall instead. I just plain couldn't make myself do it.
So, in my post last Monday reporting on how things were going, I informed you all that I was at 1,720 words into chapter 2 of S&G. Where am I now? 1,985 words. So, I wrote 265 measly words in a week's time.
I finally got together with Rish the other night, after about three weeks, and he asked me what I was writing right now. He wanted to know if I'd started writing on Do Over (which is what I'm calling my next story I plan to write). I told him I still hadn't finished chapter 2 of S&G yet.
"I don't mean to be a jerk or anything, but you should have been done with that a long time ago," he said.
And he was totally right. I needed to write. I whined to him about August, and being depressed. He told me that it was a new month very soon, and I could use that as a springboard to turn things around. So, here I am, trying to do just that. I already wrote some today (358 words, more than all of last week), and it looks like, once I finish this post, I'll have some more time to keep at it.
Hopefully, I'll have a finished chapter two to post for you before Monday rolls around. In fact, I'm going to make that my goal, have chapter 2 posted before Monday. Look for it, and pester me if you don't see it. Thanks for being patient with me.
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TGMG 145: The Guardians of the--Who??
Somehow, Big and Rish ended up anticipating Marvel Studios' GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY most of all the movies release this summer. How did it stack up?
Find the episode on the TGMG feed, or right-click HERE to download the episode, select Save Link As, and save the file to your hard drive.