Monday, January 30, 2017

Anklecast 32: Bumps In The Night Responses

Back in September (only two episodes ago), I published one of my stories that probably never should have seen the light of day, and asked the listeners to send me their ideas about what was missing, what was needed to make the story worthwhile. I got several responses and was excited about the listeners' participation, and now we have the show in which we get to see what everybody had to say. What was it that was missing? Let's find out.

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Music was "Crossing The Divide." Courtesy of Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com.

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Thursday, January 26, 2017

The "Rogue Four" Review Rogue One

Renee Chambliss, Rish Outfield, Marshal Latham, and I got together to discuss Rogue One over on the Delusions of Grandeur Podcast. You should check it out.

Head over and subscribe to the podcast. Also, you can play the episode right here on the webpage by pushing the play button below.

Sunday, January 22, 2017

Dunesteef Episode 189: Ah, Shenanigans by Rish Outfield

Hey, it’s another edition of the Rish Outfield barbecue sketch. If you enjoy people standing around a barbecue, listening to Travis Tritt, and trying to one up each other on any subject that happens to come up, with a little Rish Outfield sauce put right on top, then this episode is for you…you sick bastard.

Alright, if you want to check out this episode, go listen to it on the main Dunesteef podcast feed—(EDIT: Now that the feed is gone, the only way to hear the show is over on the Dunesteef Podcast YouTube page, which I am embedding below).

Saturday, January 14, 2017

Anklecast 31

This is not the follow up to the last episode just yet. Sorry folks. I don't know if anyone's all excited about that or not, but I'm not there yet. However, just after putting out the call for listener input on the last episode I happened to get together with Rish Outfield on an evening when we weren't ready to record anything else, so we decided to record an Anklecast. Then, sadly, I let it sit for a long time...like Stephen King does with his short stories, right?...it had to mellow a little. Also, the crazy time of year descended upon us, so there was that too.
Anyway, Rish and I got together, and we talked about...you guessed it! Writing! It must have been an effective talk, because since recording it, I've written my first short story in about a year. So, huzzah! If you're an aspiring writer, you'll probably enjoy this. If you're not...you might enjoy it? Either way, thanks for listening.
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Music was "Crossing The Divide." Courtesy of Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com.


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Saturday, January 7, 2017

Welcome To Uncanny Valley, Population: 2

New episode of That Gets My Goat up!

Find it on the podcast feed now, or right-click HERE to download the episode, or, alternately, you could just click the play button on the player below.

Thursday, December 29, 2016

Gingerbread House?

Every year, we put a gingerbread house together and decorate it as a family at Christmastime. Does it still count as Christmastime on the 29th? It's still the holiday season, because New Year's Eve hasn't passed yet, so I count it.

Of course, in all the years we've been doing this, we've never had a gingerbread house quite like this.

My wife usually gets a gingerbread house kit these days. It's much easier to do it that way. It comes with the gingerbread pieces already cut out, as well as several bags of (not particularly tasty) candy that you can use to decorate it with. She usually supplements that candy supply with a few purchases of her own

So, we used the frosting that came with the kit, and glued the house together. 

Then the kids started adding their artistic candy displays to the exterior.

But soon, we ran into an issue. The frosting just wasn't working to keep the house together. We pulled off the candy that had already been stuck on there, and applied more and more frosting to shore up the sagging walls and roof, but it was to no avail. The thing just would hold together. It was like we were using Elmer's Glue when we thought we were using Super Glue.

Eventually, we had to give up and let it collapse on itself. So, behold, here is our gingerbread house for 2016:


The kids didn't really mind. It just meant that they got to scarf all the candy sooner than usual. They didn't have to give the gingerbread house a week on display, since nobody wanted to look at what had become of it.

Ice Castles

Years ago, I'd guess at least 2012, but possibly even earlier, we did a news story about this thing called the Ice Castles. Someone, using hoses, sprinklers, and the cold of winter, was creating these fantastic icicle formations.

It was open to the public as an attraction, a fun winter activity for the whole family. When I saw that first news story, I became enchanted. I really wanted to go there. I looked up their website, found out when they were open, how much it would be, and we started planning our excursion. But it was relatively expensive for a family our size, and it was all the way up in a town in the mountains. We kept finding other things to do on weekends, and forgetting about the Ice Castles, and before we knew it, winter was over. The ice had melted, and they were closed for the season.

The next year, winter returned as it does, and I started planning again. But we pulled the same shenanigans, and before we knew it, Winter was over, and we hadn't gone. The next year, I was determined. I was going to go for sure, nothing was going to keep me away this time...except that the Ice Castles had moved away. When I went to their website this year, I was informed that the people who ran the ice castles had decided that there just wasn't enough cold weather in our mountains to maintain them for a long enough time for it to be worth it. They'd found a place in Colorado instead, approximately ten hours away.

Now I was completely out of luck, and also completely dejected. I'd missed my chance forever. They were gone.

So, imagine my excitement a few years later when I learned that the Ice Castles were returning. Apparently they'd done well enough in Colorado that they were expanding. They had a location somewhere in the New England area now...I want to say Maine, but checking their website makes me think it was New Hampshire. Apparently, with more franchises, they don't have to be open as long, so they returned to us and reopened their third/first location.

Now that they were back, we resumed our past relationship with them. Meaning each year, at the start of the winter, we swore that we wouldn't miss them this time. Then, as the winter wore on, and Christmas ate up all our funds, and time was hard to come by, and it kept slipping our mind, we never went.

It happened again and again, until this year. I don't know what changed, maybe just the right opportunity coming up right after a payday or something, but we still had enough money for it, and we were all going to be available to attend, and we actually remembered that it was open and we wanted to go.

So, Finally, the Thursday before New Year's, we all got in the car, and drove up the Canyon to see the Ice Castles.

It was really amazing, all that I'd imagined all these years.

The ice sculptures (I guess sculptures is the best word for them, although no one used a hammer and chisel on them or anything) were at least fifteen feet tall. There was a big ring of them going all the way around the place, so we were in a sort of ice fort.

And there were no prohibitions on touching. You could touch the icicles all you wanted. I quickly had to admonish Little, to keep him from breaking them off, though.

I guess it's my Boy Scout "Leave No Trace" training that makes me get on my kids' cases for stuff like this, but I want everything we see to be there for others to experience as well. Of course there's worse things that you could do than touching or even breaking the ice. I had to keep yelling at him for licking the ice too.

They had an ice throne, and a slide you could crash your way down if you were willing to wait in line for a while.

In hindsight, waiting for the slide may not have been the best idea, or at least waiting for it when we did might have been dumb. We probably should have saved it for the last thing that we did before leaving. Instead, we stood in line for what felt like a half an hour for a three second slide down some ice sheets.

The ride was neat, if a little rough on the landing. I hit so hard that my butt hurt for the rest of the night. The problem with waiting in line for the slide was that we stopped moving. It's not so bad being out in the cold as long as you are dressed for it, and you keep moving and exercising your body so it produces heat. Standing in line blew that for us completely. I'd admonished the kids repeatedly to wear the warmest possible clothes, but it wasn't long after the slide that my daughter had had enough of the cold.

She said her feet were so cold they were painful and burning. We tried to hold off the end for a few minutes longer by swinging by the snack booth and getting some hot chocolate for everybody.

 With night fallen, we got he chance to see the place in the dark, which is pretty special.

All the ice sculptures have LED lights inside of them, so it gets even more pretty.

But our time was up. It wasn't just the one daughter complaining anymore. It was time to get back to the car, and start up the heater. So, we headed out.

It sure was worth the trip, though.