Waking The Gremlins

Why is it that every time I decide that today is the day I will get my act in gear and really work on my writing it immediately becomes the worst day ever, and I have absolutely zero time to work on my writing and an even worse attitude to boot?

Seems like opening my story file also opens the gates of hell and sends demons forth in the guise of stupid worthless tasks that must be performed immediately. I hate it.