Pumpkin Oppression!

Am I the only bastard in the country who doesn't love pumpkin spice stuff? I swear everything is pumpkin spice right now, and none of it is good. Cheerios? Popcorn?

I ate a pumpkin flavored cupcake that came into work today, and wasn't impressed, and my co-worker seemed nigh on incensed that I didn't LOVE it. I heard him talking to someone else, badmouthing me for not liking the damn pumpkins. Is there a law I don't know about?