Tuesday, December 31, 2019
Saturday, December 28, 2019
Magneto Was Right
Rish used to have a bumper sticker that said "Magneto Was Right." One time, when we had gotten together to podcast, we were getting into his car, when a woman stopped us and asked, "Who is Magento?" She couldn't have been less interested when we told her it was a comic book character.
Thursday, December 26, 2019
Finished Reiterating Christmas
Strike Me Down, And Your Journey To The Dark Side Will Be Complete!
Wednesday, December 25, 2019
What You Deserve For Christmas
(EDIT: Now that the feed is gone, the only way to hear the show is over on the Dunesteef Podcast YouTube page, which I am embedding below).
The Christmas Creature, Part 2
(EDIT: Now that the feed is gone, the only way to hear the show is over on the Dunesteef Podcast YouTube page, which I am embedding below).
Tuesday, December 24, 2019
Monday, December 23, 2019
Writing Update Again
Thursday, December 19, 2019
Silver Lining
Writing Update
Wednesday, December 18, 2019
The Christmas Creature, Part 1
(EDIT: Now that the feed is gone, the only way to hear the show is over on the Dunesteef Podcast YouTube page, which I am embedding below).
Tuesday, December 17, 2019
The Dark Lord of Christmas
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Sunday, December 15, 2019
I Thought They Smelled Bad On The Outside
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Tuesday, December 10, 2019
My Hero, Gone Too Soon
This picture was the last time I saw him, back this past summer when we went home to visit.
Saturday, December 7, 2019
Friday, December 6, 2019
Is There A Problem Here?
There were some pretty cool creations, like this gingerbread rocket:
Or this space shuttle, burning its way toward that planet on a board covered in black icing:
Those are really cool. There were a few other things as well...another space shuttle, and a few houses too. They sat for a long time, and finally, the segment aired on TV, and it was okay to dispose of the evidence. In the case of gingerbread, that means putting it out and giving the staff the green light to eat them. They took them over to the break room, and left them out for consumption.
Most of them made it intact, except for this one:
Yup, I gotta say it, "Houston, we have a problem."
The wings did not transport very well.
I couldn't help myself. I had to say that this shuttle must have been named Columbia. There must have been a loose tile, and now the gingerbread shuttle has burned up on re-entry.
Hmmm, is that tasteless to say? You can't say that it's too soon, for sure, but is it tasteless still? Is it like those jokes the other kids and I told in sixth grade about the Christa McAuliffe? I think I'm probably safe considering it's been sixteen years, but still...it probably tasted good.
Thursday, December 5, 2019
Won't You Guide My Sleigh Tonight?
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Wednesday, December 4, 2019
Thanksgiving Week
Monday, December 2, 2019
A Full Month In The Can
If you read that announcement, and were suspicious that I had already given up because of the fact that I have been completely silent about it since then, this post can put your worries to rest. I'm touched at how worried you were, really, but it turns out that I wasn't pulling my usual routine of promising big and then fading into the bushes a la Homer Simpson.
No, in fact, I wrote a lot this month. I didn't do any NaNoWriMo level work or anything like that, but I got a good start. In the 30 days that make up November, I managed to get some writing in on 23 of those days.
Of course, that means that I scored a zero words on seven days in November, which isn't great, but it was almost never through actual laziness on my part. Most of the no-word days came on the weekend, when I was doing things different from my usual routine. I've been taking time during my lunch break at work to write, but when I don't go to work, I seem pretty inclined to forget. One of those days was also Thanksgving...not because I felt like I deserved a holiday from writing, but again because I wasn't at work and didn't have a lunch break.
Here's my report card from November:
So, my total for the month was 11,545 words. All of those words were written on Book 2 of the Sunny & Gray saga. I mentioned in that last post that I had already started writing starting the day after my birthday, and did a few thousand words in October. So, here's my year to date report card:
Altogether so far, I'm just under 15,000 words. So, here's my picometer so far:
EDIT:
New progress meter.
Four percent is not that amazing of an output, but I'm not very discouraged at all. It was a pretty good start. I wanted to use November as a month to get the ball rolling, start developing habits, that kind of thing. December is going to be even better.
How so, you ask? Well thanks for asking. Let me tell you. My goal for December is to hit 500 words every single day. In November, I missed writing seven days out of thirty, but I am more concerned about those seven days when I wrote, but didn't even manage to get over 400 words. Those were the days that I actually was being lazy. I was letting my whininess win. I didn't really feel like writing, so I did the bare minimum to say that I did. I'll never make 300,000 if I keep doing that.
So, now I'm not allowed to say that I did the bare minimum unless I've made it over 500 words. That's the least I can do, as the saying goes. I started with it yesterday, the first. I wrote 640 words. If I hadn't put the minimum allowance on there, I would have quit at 350, because that's where I was when I started to feel like I should quit. 350 words is just not enough. A lot of writing is getting into the flow of it, but you can't really get into the flow if you're just phoning it in.
So, it's 500 words a day in December, and then, come January, I'll probably up it to 1,000. But let's see how I manage December before I go talking about that.
My words this month will be split between Sunny & Gray and a new Christmas story based on the premise that one of our podcast listeners suggested. I think tonight Rish and I will look through our options, and decide on the winner, then I'll put on my thinking cap, and see what I can come up with. My story from last year, The Christmas Creature, was about 15,000 words long, so we'll see what happens this time.
Oh, and you can look forward to The Christmas Creature hitting the podcast later this month. I hope you like it.
Saturday, November 30, 2019
First Of The Holiday Decorations
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Week 27 Update
Toy Collecting Strategies
Thursday, November 28, 2019
Little Caesars Ghost In Audio
New story by me up on the Dunesteef podcast. Check it out and let me know what you thought and what I could do to improve as a writer. I've been writing (mostly) every day for the last month, and I am eager to continue to improve.
(EDIT: Now that the feed is gone, the only way to hear the show is over on the Dunesteef Podcast YouTube page, which I am embedding below).
Happy Thanksgiving!
Oh, and just a suggestion, don't overdo it too much. You don't want to end up like me. This memory came up on Facebook for me the other day, and I looked at it and thought:
Oh, and if you wound up with diabetes like me, get on the either the Ketogenic Diet or better yet the Carnivore Diet, and turn your health back around.