Type I

 

So, I found out today that I am actually a late onset type 1 diabetes guy. I was surprised by that...and also really, really bummed.

 

(EDIT—This turned out to be complete BS. Something went wrong with the test, I suppose. After moving to Texas, I had the doctor I went to there test for that again, and I was fine. I didn't have Type I. No, like most people in America these days, I am not insulin deficient, but rather insulin resistant. My pancreas makes plenty of insulin, but my cells are so overloaded with it because of how much sugar and carbs I ate, so, like the soldier who was turned into a newt by the witch on Monty Python and the Holy Grail, I got better).