My New Tool

Spring has arrived here, it's been in full swing for a while here in Houston. As usual, my wife has big plans for our yard, and, as usual, I am supposed to carry out these plans.

We got a new tool to use on the trees, because where we live now, there are actually trees. Here it is:

My new garden bypass lopper. I guess they call it that because it lops branches and twigs off. Since I name all my stuff, like my computers and cars, I figure I ought to come up with a name for my new tool as well. I think I'll call her...Cyndi.

Aren't dad jokes so fun? And I got a million of 'em!