Update

I had to make this update to my last post, because it's starting to look like a fungal invasion. Found this bit of fungus in my refrigerator's fruit drawer!

If you're anything like my wife, you're probably retching right now--dry heaving violently. To that I say I'm sorry. I never was able to pass up on a joke, no matter how stupid or inappropriate it might be. It's probably one of the main reasons that my biggest achievements in life come from The Dunesteef Audio Fiction Magazine, and not from the actual career that I spend eight hours a day at week in and week out.