Friday, April 29, 2016

Type I

 
So, I found out today that I am actually a late onset type 1 diabetes guy. I was surprised by that...and also really, really bummed.
 
(EDIT—This turned out to be complete BS. Something went wrong with the test, I suppose. After moving to Texas, I had the doctor I went to there test for that again, and I was fine. I didn't have Type I. No, like most people in America these days, I am not insulin deficient, but rather insulin resistant. My pancreas makes plenty of insulin, but my cells are so overloaded with it because of how much sugar and carbs I ate, so, like the soldier who was turned into a newt by the witch on Monty Python and the Holy Grail, I got better).

Thursday, April 28, 2016

Zombie Land

Heh, heh.

The real skill was being able to communicate zombie using only a stick figure.

Saturday, April 23, 2016

TGMG 175: Goatmen V Superman: Dawn of Dunesteef

New episode of TGMG is now available.
Yeah, yeah, because you demanded it. Rish and I talk (as much as we're able) about BATMAN V. SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE.

Prepare to be disappointed.

Unless you've already seen the movie...then you're used to it.

Bonus: talk of sports. Also, Spoiler Alert: there are no spoilers in this episode. Even if you haven't seen the movie, you can listen freely without worry. I never saw it myself, after all.

Find it on the podcast feed now, or right-click HERE to download the episode, or, alternately, you could just click the play button on the player below.

Friday, April 22, 2016

Patch Collection

So, I started collecting a patch from all the National Parks that I visit on vacations. My collection has grown pretty quickly now that I make more of a point to hit them as often as I can. I love camping, hiking, and being out in nature. I also love patches. I wish I'd started my collection sooner, because I've been to a lot more national parks than these, but you can't start something until you start it. So, there you go.

Anyway, here's pics of all my patches for your viewing pleasure.

Thursday, April 21, 2016

Rest In Peace, Sweet Prince

Whoa. Apparently Prince is dead. I can't get the TMZ article about it to load, probably crashed their site with all the sudden traffic, but we just reported it on the news. That makes me sad. I wasn't a big fan of Prince, but I like several of his songs, and I keep finding more of them that I like each day. He was always a little overshadowed my Michael Jackson and Madonna in the '80s pantheon of pop gods, and he fell into more obscurity than the others ever did, but he was a good 'un. I don't like death. I wish there was some way around it. I guess Madonna is going to start having to look over her shoulder all the time. With Prince and Michael gone, is she next?

Anyway, here's my favorite Prince song, in honor of the man's life. We'll miss you Sweet Prince.

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

Baby Flash Gordon

I started making this movie with my now sixteen-year-old son back when he was about five or six. We had a bunch of technical problems, and I got discouraged and abandoned it. However, I recently revisited the footage that we shot, and I realized that it wouldn't take much to finish it. So, I started working on it again. It's a space movie, and I made this spaceship out of things that were in my recycle bin for the show. This is the Cannon Ship. What do you think?

Tuesday, April 19, 2016

Older Than You've Ever Been, And Now You're Even Older

Heard this song, and it resonated with me. Too many things going on right now that make me feel old, so these lines stand out:

"All your friends are sober
Yeah we're getting older
Going out's a drag now
All my spots have closed
And we can fantasize
Without much of a mess
And making love is fine
But all I want is to forget
How old I am"

Monday, April 18, 2016

Sunday, April 17, 2016

The Big Bad

My 4-year-old son climbed into our bed last night, then a few hours later at the deepest, darkest hour of the night, he screamed one of the most blood-curdling screams I've ever heard. I turned to him, he was still asleep. I shook him awake and said, "what's wrong?" I'm pretty sure what he said in response was, "I ate a big, bad bee!" Then he went back to sleep.

Saturday, April 16, 2016

Piers Xanthony

Went to the thrift store last night and found this.

Somebody unloaded their entire collection of Xanth novels. I couldn't help myself. Having been a big fan in my teenage years, I felt compelled to buy all 20 books. I hope I can talk my kids into reading these.

Friday, April 15, 2016

I'll Be A Real Writer Soon!

Now that I have glasses, all I need to be a real writer is an big, ugly poorly manicured beard, right?

Oh, yeah, and I need to write something. I guess there's that too.

Thursday, April 14, 2016

Say It Like It Is

Had an appointment with the doctor the other day. He kept referring to me as having "higher than ideal" body weight. He was trying to be nice, but it always seems to me that pussyfooting around something like that with someone who now has a life-threatening disease because of "higher than ideal" body weight is not the right way to go. Just call me fat. It's what I am, and if we don't call a spade a spade, I may continue to think a spade is actually a heart or worse yet a diamond. I might continue to indulge in my "more gluttonous than ideal" eating habits and end up dead much sooner than ideal. Just my opinion about my own personal state.

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Thank You, Taco Bell

Out with Rish tonight. We ate at Taco Bell. This was on my hot sauce packet.

Thanks, Taco Bell. I'm glad I can always count on you for inspiration.

Strange Days

Did I see the Operative in that trailer? And Ellen Page doing her Inception work again too?

Seems like a lot of cross-contamination going on in this new world of Dr. Strange.

Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Off The Rails Again

I started collecting Lego minifigures, but, as is usually my way, I went overboard and spent way too much doing it. I think I'm going to give all of them to my son, and run from it while I still can.

Monday, April 11, 2016

Will This Be Fantastic?

Are y'all excited for this? Or does it seem like a cheap cash-in on a franchise that should be dead? And how long do you think before Harry Potter and the Cursed Child becomes a film? Warner Bros. sure as hell ain't going to let the cash cow die off, right?

Saturday, April 9, 2016

Dunesteef Blog: That Gets My Goat 174: Zoo-ropa

Because you asked for it, Rish and I went to see the new Disney CG flick, Zootopia. Did we like it better or worse than Dougal? Listen and see.
Find it on the podcast feed now, or right-click HERE to download the episode, or, alternately, you could just click the play button on the player below.

Thursday, April 7, 2016

Rogue One

This looks pretty cool.

Tuesday, April 5, 2016

Bryce Canyon

This was the trip that was destined not to be. At the start of the year, I planned a trip for us to take during spring break. We'd hit two national parks, and really scratch that camping itch that had been building up all winter. The first problem we ran into was that someone grabbed up most of the days for that week out from under my wife. She was only able to get vacation for the Monday and Tuesday of spring break. She was able to get the Saturday and Sunday leading into those, however, so it looked like we'd have four days, so it would probably work okay.

But again, it was the trip that was destined not to be, so it wouldn't be that easy. As we got closer to spring break, my wife told me that there was a meeting that she couldn't miss scheduled for Tuesday. So, now she didn't really have the day off after all. On top of that, my son announced that he had a birthday party...a big, all-day extravaganza of a birthday party...that he really wanted to attend scheduled for Saturday. Our four available days had now become two. It looked like the trip was probably going to have to be canceled.

We considered making my son take one for the team and skip his birthday party. Then, at least we'd have three days, we could at least hit one national park with that much time. He was not pleased with the idea, however. He really wanted to go. All his best friends were going to be there, and if he had to skip it, then, well...he would be sad.

My wife swooped in with an alternate plan. She managed to get her boss at work to take care of the meeting for her, and now Tuesday was back on the table. My son was able to go to his birthday party, and we could leave for three days starting Sunday morning.

But again, it was the trip that was destined not to be, so it still couldn't be that easy. The Saturday right before we were supposed to leave, my wife came down with something. She sent me to the grocery store to pick up the stuff we needed for the trip. She was telling me over the phone the list of what I needed to buy, when suddenly she stopped talking. She ran to the bathroom and started hurling instead. I patiently waited there in the store for her to finish so she could finish giving me her list. Eventually, I had to just ask her to text the list, and let her go be sick.

I went through the motions of buying all the stuff on the list, even though I figured there was no way we'd be camping the next day. We weren't heading out to the middle of nowhere to sleep in a tent with one of us puking their guts out the whole time. It was a ridiculous idea. My wife insisted that we wait and see how she felt in the morning...in between bouts of vomit. I was sure that we at least wouldn't be leaving until Monday at the earliest, and I told her as much. She seemed to agree...that night anyway.

But when morning came, she decided she was good to go. We were worried we'd get there only to discover that there were no campsites left, but we packed everything up and went anyway. There were plenty of places we could stay outside of the park if all the campsites were taken. We'd be okay one way or another.

So, we got in the car and headed down. Bryce Canyon was our destination. We drove through seemingly endless sagebrush covered hills for about four hours. But then things started to change. We hit a spot in our journey called Red Canyon, and the scenery changed to this:


Then, we passed through this:


Like a gateway into a magic kingdom, we transitioned from one land to another. We'd left the Great Basin and ascended onto the Colorado Plateau. The Colorado Plateau is home to so many of the most amazing features of the United States of America, Bryce Canyon National Park being one of them.

It turns out there were plenty of camping spots available (this probably should have been a foreboding sign to us, but we paid it no mind). We set up our tent, and hustled out to our first sight of the actual canyon.

There are several view points to take in the grandeur of Bryce Canyon scattered along the rim. Each of them have different names, and two of them are named for the time that it is best to come and view: Sunset Point and Sunrise Point. We had a few minutes before sunset, so we jammed out to Sunset Point. And this is what we were greeted with:


I thought this was a pretty funny story, so I'm going to tell it. We came up to the canyon, and looked at it for a minute, then we moved on until we made it to Sunset Point proper. For a moment, the fence and guard rails were blocking our sight line, and the canyon went away. When the canyon hove back into view, my son became emotionally overwhelmed. "Oh my gosh, that is so cool!" I could hear his voice break a little as he said it.

"Yeah, it's really nice, isn't it?" I said.

"Yeah," he replied. "Up until now I wasn't that impressed, but this is amazing."

I was confused. "You weren't that impressed? So that stuff we just looked at over on the side there wasn't any good?"

"No, no," he said. "I mean the entrance and the campground and all that kind of stuff. At Zion and at Glacier, you see the good stuff right away. There's canyons and mountains that you can't miss from the minute you come in. Bryce takes a while before you see the good stuff."

"Ah," I said. "I understand now. I guess you're right."

Since we made camping in general and visiting national parks in particular a focus of our leisure activities, the whole family has really gotten on board, although I think it's safe to say that my son is the one who appreciates it the most. He really loves camping, and seeing the beauty of nature. It doesn't really surprise me that he could become emotionally moved by the sight of a beautiful view.

My wife also loves nature, but she has a real problem with cliffs. She says she's not afraid of heights, she just afraid of edges...or afraid of falls. And not just for herself either. She's probably more afraid seeing me or the kids standing near a cliff's edge than she is being next to one herself. For example, seeing me looking over the rim of the canyon here like this was almost too much for her to handle.


We all find it a little amusing to see her getting so worked up about it, and some of the kids will continue to bug her about it until she just can't take it any more. That's what happened here. She got tired of us ribbing her about it, and took Little's hand and walked away down the Rim Trail.

We followed my wife along the Rim Trail. We were heading from Sunset Point over to Sunrise Point. The two are pretty close together. I took a lot of pictures of the canyon at sunset. I think we might have arrived just too late to get the best of the sunset's effects. You can see the light playing across some of the cliffs in the far background of this picture while the foreground is darker.


They say the color of the rock becomes more interesting at sunset, so maybe that darker orange of the foreground is what they're talking about. Then there's this picture of a line of hoodoos that is half in light and half in shadow:


Maybe that's more interesting. I don't know, but I think that they're actually talking about stuff like this picture:


Those are pretty colors, and I suppose you'd only get them at sunset.

We continued our walk along the Rim Trail, taking some great pictures. Someone even actually took a picture of me! That doesn't happen a lot. I'm always the guy behind the camera not the one in the pictures.


I guess when everybody has a phone...and therefore a camera in their pocket, it's bound to happen a little more often.

The last picture I'll share with you from this night is this big sunset panorama that I took. Bryce is the kind of place that just begs for a panorama; the canyon just keeps going on and on forever, and defies traditional aspect ratios.


It was getting dark now, though, and it was time to head back to the car and then back to the campground. My wife was talking about returning in the morning to witness the sunrise on Sunrise Point, and everyone seemed to be agreeing, as if they'd actually be up for getting out of bed that early in the morning. It seemed like that was the plan...at least it was until night fell, and we found out just how cold and uncomfortable sleeping in a tent at 8,000 feet in the spring could actually be.

It wasn't winter any longer, and the daytime hours were the perfect temperature, but the night time was a completely different story. Only one of our sleeping bags is rated for cold weather. We knew it was probably going to be an uncomfortable night, and brought a lot of extra blankets to try to mitigate the problem, but they just didn't do the trick. So, we all spent a lot of the night waking up and rolling around, trying to adjust our blankets and sleeping bags to a configuration that would provide a little more warmth. In other words, none of us got much sleep.

When sunrise came, we all just kept on sleeping. Nobody cared enough about witnessing Sunrise Point at sunrise to get out of bed. In fact, we didn't get up and going with breakfast until almost 10:00 AM, which is kind of unheard of for a camping trip. Usually the sun becomes too insistent much earlier than that, and you can't help but wake up, but not so here.

Eventually, we got up and got going though. Today, it was time to hike down into all those cliffs and hoodoos. I really wanted to do that the night before, and it was a bit of an exercise in self control to stand and look at everything from a distance and not go in closer. It had been too late at night then, and I would have been caught in a bad place in the dark. But now was the perfect time. So, we went back out to where we were the night before, and took the trail that led down.

We were all taking tons of pictures as we hiked. This one is Thor's Hammer, which is one of the most recognizable features from the canyon, and used on all of their apparel and other souvenirs.


We headed down among all those towering rocks, and the weird thing is finding all the tall pine trees there.


The water seeping through the ground turns out to be enough to feed these big trees. They aren't that thick, but they're everywhere.

The hike through the canyon by way of the Navajo Loop trail was a long way from what you would call a piece of cake. It was a very steep decent to begin with, which wore your legs out from one side. Then it was a steep ascent on the other end, which wore out what little strength you had left in your legs.

In between, though, there was a lot of easy flat trail with lots of beautiful scenery. I suppose if you're there often enough, things will start to look familiar, but to me, one set of hoodoos looked an awful lot like the next. Don't get me wrong, they were all beautiful and different. Just not something that I could discriminate one from the next, unless they were really distinctive like Thor's Hammer or something.

This spot here was right before we made it out of the canyon and back up to Sunrise Point, finishing the loop.


I really like the look of it. I felt like if it weren't for the few trees and bushes, I might as well be on Mars. The colors were really interesting, and it seemed like the least hospitable place on earth. I really thought I might see some cowboy...maybe John Wayne, but probably not, because I don't think the Duke ever let himself get into such an unfavorable situation...trudging along on an emaciated horse, pleading for water.

We huffed and puffed and finally ascended our way up out of the canyon again. Now it was time to get to a few of the other attractions at the park. There is more than just Sunset and Sunrise Point to view the canyon from, for example. So, the next place we headed to was called Bryce Point. I didn't think I could still be impressed, but seeing the canyon from this angle was even more amazing.

First of all, there was this formation that looks strikingly like a castle:

 Like I said, this spot was the most amazing of all. Just look at this view!

 Here's a panorama I took from Bryce Point. The view just went on and on forever.

After all the time I'd already spent in the canyon and looking at the canyon, I was sure there was nothing more that could take my breath away, but I can only describe this spot as...breathtaking.

This isn't Arches National Park, but there are plenty of things that could qualify as arches among the hoodoos in the canyon. Then there's this:

It's hard to tell from the picture, but this thing is a really big arch. It's called Natural Bridge, and it's probably four or five stories tall. When we got to the viewpoint for it, I was surprised by its size. I'd seen pictures of it, and it didn't seem so big. That's one of those things about going to visit national parks. Every one of them has been photographed to death. You can see everything there is online, and all of the pictures will probably be better than whatever you can take yourself as well. However, you can never understand the grandeur of these places without experiencing them first hand.

After Natural Bridge, we only had time to go to the visitor center and get some souvenirs before we went back to camp for dinner. We made s'mores, and everybody who wasn't a diabetic in the family really enjoyed them.

Soon, it was time to go back to bed. We knew another cold night was in store, and this time, we were a little better prepared. The main thing we learned was that we needed to put the extra blankets on the inside of the sleeping bags instead of on top of them. We also rearranged the sleeping arrangements. We knew that Little wouldn't remain in his sleeping bag, and would insist on being with my wife in her bed, so we started with that, and the sleeping bag that he would have occupied didn't go unused. Instead I switched to that bag. With these changes, we managed to get through the night in a much better way.

When the morning came, everyone was much happier. We broke down camp, and loaded up the van for the trip home. There was one more place my wife wanted to see before we left called Mossy Cave. It was a short hike up a hill to the cave. The cave had some ice in it that still hadn't melted yet.

 I really liked this ice pillar especially.

Then we got into the car. I had one more last place I wanted to visit on our way out. It was the place we first saw on the way in called Red Canyon. Unfortunately, everyone else seemed not to be on the same page as me. The minute I pulled the car into the parking lot at Red Canyon, the whining started up. I didn't care. I ignored it. I'd driven four hours from home to come and see this place, and I was bound and determined to see every last place I wanted to before driving four hours back home.

"Is there at least a short trail?" they asked. I guess we hadn't slept as well as I'd thought, because that's all anyone wanted to do.

I looked at the trail map they had posted outside the visitor center, found that there was indeed some short trails, and forced everyone out of the car for one last hike. The scenery was really pretty. It was different that Bryce Canyon for the most part. Less jagged, and a darker red in general as well.

 In the tiny little walk we took, we saw several really cool rock formations.

But nobody was having any fun anymore. It was time to leave. We got in the car and headed for home. We were all tired, and most of us (me not included) got to sleep on the way to make things better.

Saturday, April 2, 2016

Kids Say The Darndest Things

Little has never said anything like this before. He's always been as happy to pretend to be Wonder Woman with a magic lasso as Superman with a cape. But today, he gave me the female construction worker that came with his Lego set that he got for his birthday, and told me he didn't want it. He doesn't like girls, he says. Oh, except Mommy and his sister...just his older sister though, not the younger one, he doesn't like her.

I suppose it's expected, but it makes me kind of sad.

My other kids claim it's because he now has a girl as a friend. He liked girls just fine until he met one apparently.

Friday, April 1, 2016

That Gets My Goat 173: Scato-illogical

It's a new TGMG! The time has come, to say fair's fair. Rish has been accused—whether rightly or not—of having a particular scatological bent to his writing (and on-air conversation), and he squatted down with me to talk about it. Does Rish have a mental fixation on this subject? Is that unhealthy?

Warning: diaper talk may ensue.

Find it on the podcast feed now, or right-click HERE to download the episode, or, alternately, you could just click the play button on the player below.