Sunday, October 15, 2017

Overflow?

I found myself at the local Lowe's Home Improvement store this Saturday with a need to use the restroom. So, I left the garden department in search of one. It only took a moment to find the giant-sized sign pointing me to it.

So, as you can see in the picture, the sign has an arrow pointing you down a certain aisle toward los baƱos. You can see in the picture what aisle it directs you toward, but if you can't tell from the first picture, here's a close up of the aisle:

Yeah, the sign tells people in search of the bathroom to head down the toilet aisle to get to it. How many people got to that aisle and thought they were already there? Maybe they complained that this store was so cheap they couldn't even bother to put up stalls? Maybe the toilets used to be on the ground level, but people kept unloading turds into them and they had to move them higher to avoid that? Or maybe this is just the overflow for the actual bathrooms whose entrance was at the end of the aisle? You know, if all the stalls in the bathroom are full, you can do your business out here?

Anyway, I thought it was funny.

Saturday, October 14, 2017

Anklecast 35: Hijinks With Harvey

It turns out he's not dead. He is a lazy, worthless douche though. Simply the worst.

Now that we've gotten that off our chest, here he finally is with a new episode of the Anklecast. Big Anklevich talks about his experience weathering the storm named Harvey. Wait, he's a Harvey survivor? Now I have guilt for calling him a douche. I shouldn't have done that.

Oh, wait, he didn't have any real problems from Harvey? Oh good, forget it, he's a douche.




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