Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

I got the good seat on my flight. I'm at the exit row, with extra leg room, and I'm right over the wing, basically.

Wait...there's a monster out on the wing! Holy shit! You...you can see it right? There's a monster on the wing. It is there, right? I'm not Crazy!

I'm not crazy!

I'm not...crazy, am I?