What Do You Get?

There's a lawyer here in town that has a silly last name, and has decided to really lean into that.

He has a whole campaign of billboards like this one. They seem like they should be offensive, except then again, maybe they're not? It's the guy's name, after all, right? It's like poor Phillip K. Dick, who could have easily used a pseudonym, but didn't for some reason.

The thing I wonder about this one is whether it really is an advertisement. At first it sounds like a double entendre, which will make immature people like me giggle and snicker, but when you say that someone gets dick, doesn't that mean nothing? Isn't that a slang for getting nothing? Is that what you want your lawyer to promise you as you try to sue for resolution of you AC leak, hail, water, fire, pipe burst, or storm?

"I got this AC leak problem, but don't worry, I'm going to gonna get dick!"

"Oh, that's too bad. Well, maybe we can start a gofundme campaign so you can get a little something..."