Friday, September 18, 2020

Trapjaw

 I've got this mask that my wife made for me. It was a little tight, so I put some new straps onto it to make it looser. But I think I overdid it, because every time I move my mouth, it slips down onto my jaw, uncovering my nose.

I was looking at myself in the mirror the other day, right before readjusting the mask back up, and I thought the mask made me look like Trapjaw from He-Man. What do you think?

I just need a laser cannon that I can attach in place of my arm, and I'm there.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

If the Penguin and Joker can write the navy and ask for a submarine, and get one, I think you could ask.
Dave

Big Anklevich said...

Send them a strongly worded letter requesting a laser cannon arm? Good idea. I better get writing.