I just complained the other day about feeling old because there is now a classic rock radio station targeted at my generation. I felt unfairly categorized as old. Today, however, I was looking in a mirror, and noticed something frightening. Front and center on my head was a single gray hair mixed in with the rest. I've had gray hairs infiltrating their way into my facial hair for years. But I shave, so I don't have to think about it. But Holy Crap! I've got gray hair. My scalp still tingles where I yanked it.
It's true. It's all true. I'm just plain old, and it's time to face it.