It Beggars Belief

I eat meat all the time, and it's doing me a lot of good. I have become much more healthy since I started doing that. 

Of course, there's some hazards...no, I'm not talking about cholesterol. That BS was a theory that has proven to be completely untrue. No, I'm talking about this:

Yeah, that's my cat Juno. Every time I sit down with some food, the cat comes and stares me down like this, waiting for me to pitch some of my lunch her way. Every single time. If I was eating cereal or broccoli, I don't think I'd have to deal with this. So, keep in mind if you're thinking of trying it out, that there are some hazards.