Bocce Balls!

We were at Ikea the other day, and they had an interesting item on the menu.

Just like that line on Splash: 

"Welcome to the Statue of Liberty. The statue is a gift from French citizens. It has come to symbolize hope for naked women everywhere...bocce balls!" 

I know there's nothing dirty about the phrase bocce balls, but it sure sounds dirty when the guy yells it. The same thing goes for the phrase plant ball sundae to me. That sounds like it has to be something with a definition on Urban Dictionary.

Or, even if it isn't that, it still sounds gross. I'm sure it's something like mashed potatoes with gravy, but it sounds like it would probably be served with caramel and chocolate syrup instead.

Besides, you're not doing yourself any favors eating a meal like this. If you want to be healthy, eat fresh meat mostly, and above all avoid processed foods like this. These various vegetarian options masquerade as a healthy option but are always the most processed things possible.

Besides, who's ever seen a plant with balls?