Why Bother?

What is this?

NeverKink...hmmm, that doesn't sound like any fun. Why would anyone want something that never even gets a little bit kinky? You gotta live a little, right? Where's the fun without at least a little bit of kinkiness? I don't know what kink-resistant technology might be, but it sounds Orwellian and dystopian. I can't imagine what might possibly be better completely kink free.

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Oh, I guess if it's a hose that makes sense. Whoops!