Those damn Girl Scout cookies have proven to be just too much temptation. I've gone from eating one a day to two a day to three to five.
Today, I went around with the last six or seven cookies, and tried to pawn them off on other folks. I couldn't understand what was going on. Everybody but one person turned me down. "I'm good," they would say, and I would swear under my breath. It's not like I was offering them poop on a stick or something, these were friggin' Girl Scout cookies! And Samoas at that, the best of the Girl Scout cookies.
Maybe this year everybody is actually sticking to their New Year's resolutions or something. But it's March! No one is still sticking to their resolutions this late in the year.
What's going on?