Good What?

My wife wanted to sit down together and watch some TV. I was surprised by her suggestion, though.

"Why don't we try this show?" she said, and pointed to the TV.

I looked up and saw this:

My mouth dropped open. She'd never suggested that we watch that kind of thing together before. I was down for one of those ones where the tomboy lets the guy pound away with his hammer, though, if you know what I mean. I was a little surprised, however, that she would be suggesting something like that when the kids were still awake.

"Sure," I said.

Then she put it on, and my hopes were dashed. It turns out it was just another one of those home remodeling shows. Good bones means something totally different in the renovation community.