Sunday, February 26, 2017

The Future Soon

I have a motion sensitive device attached to my toilet that turns on any time I come to tinkle in the middle of the night so I don't miss.

If there's anything that says that the future is here more, I don't know what it is.

2 comments:

  1. My god, what can't they do now? It's the white heat of technology. Tomorrow, the stars!!

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  2. "On second thought, maybe that Depleted Uranium Mountain Dew wasn't a great flavor after all."

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