Sunday, February 26, 2017

The Future Soon

I have a motion sensitive device attached to my toilet that turns on any time I come to tinkle in the middle of the night so I don't miss.

If there's anything that says that the future is here more, I don't know what it is.


  1. My god, what can't they do now? It's the white heat of technology. Tomorrow, the stars!!

  2. "On second thought, maybe that Depleted Uranium Mountain Dew wasn't a great flavor after all."